Evolutionary and Developmental Genetics

Penn State University

Crotchets & Quiddities

I write a column on evolutionary concepts and questions, that appears in each issue of the journal Evolutionary Anthropology (this is a good journal to subscribe to if you want to keep up with various aspects of the subject. It has lively and informative articles -- not just mine! -- on a variety of subjects).

C & Q is intended to stimulate thought on a subject, not to provide answers, and I hope that's what it does for you. I'd welcome any comments: kenweiss@psu.edu. Reactions and reflections on these columns can be found on the Crotchety Comments page where indicated.

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We hold these truths to be self-evident(Evolutionary biology rests on more deeply on axioms than we may wish to believe. What are they and how sound is their logical standing?) Vol. 10(6). CrotchetyComments

Biology's theoretical kudzu: the irrepressible illusion of teleology (Is adaptation a tautology, or even real? Is teleology inevitable and necessary to life? Possibly). Vol. 11(1). CrotchetyComments

Goings on in Mendel's garden (The honorable monk probably didn't cheat.  But he led us astray in other ways) Vol. 11(2). CrotchetyComments

Is the message the medium? Biological traits and their regulation. (Much about the nature of biological processes is logically necessary but functionally arbitrary. What does this mean about biology?) Vol. 11(3). CrotchetyComments

KulturCrisis? Cultural evolution going round in circles. (Culture changes over time and has geographic and other patterns. Evolutionary models have often been proposed to account for this.  What has become of those ideas?) With Frances Hayashida. Vol. 11(4): 136-141. CrotchetyComments

Good vibrations: the silent symphony of life (A century ago a leading biologist suggested that repetitively structured biological traits resembled interference patterns used in tuning violin plates. Are such ideas in tune with modern biology?). Vol. 11(5): 175-82.

How the eye got its brain (Some interesting Just-So stories about evolution may not be just so). Vol. 11(6): 215-219.

Come to me my melancholic baby! (Some famous textbook cases of evolution aren’t unambiguously true. Does it matter?) Vol. 12(1):3-6.

Ludwik Fleck and the art-of-fact  (Truth may be beauty, but more in the eye of the beholder than we generally acknowledge. This can affect the course of science.) Vol. 12 (4): 168-172.

What stamps the wrinkle deeper on the brow? (Science often relies on simplified diagrams to convey information. But these can embed tacit assumptions. A good example is provided by the surface convolutions of the cerebral cortex. It is surprisingly difficult to know what these features mean, and which deserve evolutionary explanation). With Kristina Aldridge. Vol. 12: 205-210.

Dinner at Baby's: werewolves, dinosaur jaws, hen's teeth, and horse toes. (Occasionally traits arise that appear to be atavistic throwbacks to the remote past. How can this make evolutionary sense?) With Sam Sholtis. Vol. 12:247-251. CrotchetyComments

The frog in taffeta pants (What is the magic that makes dead flesh fly?) 13: 5-10. CrotchetyComments

Doin' what comes naturll'y (Behavior affects evolution in many ways. Organisms are adapted for what they do, but they also do what they are adapted for.) Vol. 13: 47-52. CrotchetyComments

Ponce de Leon and the telomere of youth (The explorer went to the ends of the earth in search of immortality. Did he only have to go the ends of his chromosomes?) Vol. 13: 82-88.

The smallest grain in the balance (Darwin viewed evolution as a continuous force perfectly sensitive to variation. The nearly-neutral theory of evolution says something quite different. Both may be right. Vol. 13; 122-126.

Perfume (In search of an olfactory Mozart). Vol. 13: 205-210.

"The" genetic code (The DNA-based code for protein through messenger and transfer RNA is widely regarded as the code of life. But genomes are littered with other kinds of coding elements as well, and all of them probably came aftera spercode for the tRNA system itself). Vol. 14: 6-11. CrotchetyComments

Seeing through a celing fan (The retrograde rotation of wagon wheels in Western movies is a digital illusion of continuous motion. But vision itself is not continuous and it's not clear that the 'stream' of consciousness that perceives it is continuous either). Vol.14:45-48.CrotchetyComments

The reluctant calf (You only live once, but some people stay juvenile forever). A discussion of culture-gene coevolution and the persistence of adult lactase enzyme. Vol. 14: 127-131

To be or not to be: sex and the bdelloid rotifer (Most species eventually end up having sex, but not the bdelloids, and in pondering what lies beyond what we can see in evolution, there's the rub.). Vol. 14: 93-98.

Racing around, going nowhere (Arguments about race recycle endlessly because the truths we think we're chasing, are always chasing us. Maybe we’re getting nowhere because we’re already there). Vol. 14: 165-169.

A metaphoric rise to stardom (In the 1950’s a process perspective based on the 'modern evolutionary synthesis' replaced a static descriptive one in anthropology. A more comprehensive synthesis is now taking evolution to the inside as well as the outside of organisms). Vol. 14: 213-217.

The clergyman's wife and the parrot (Things from the past are sometimes repeated when you least expect itthem). New and potentially surprising uses of RNA. Vol. 15: 3-7.CrotchetyComments

Had Rev. Jenyns said 'yes' (A small decision with a big impact on biology. What if Darwin hadn't gone on the Beagle?) Vol. 15: 47-51.

Dark matter, coming to light (When matter meets antimatter, annihilation follows.) (Recently, we've discovered a world of genetic antimatter. It leads to annihilation, but in a creative way. On new layers of genetic causation.) Vol. 15: 83-87.

Coding Fregoli's Illusion (It's more than entertaining to be able to change your appearance on a moment's notice. It's a life saver). On gene switching, immune resistance, and olfaction. Vol. 15: 127-131.

Sherlock Holmes and the empty cab (It’s easy to provide plausible explanations of the main features in evolution. But the little things, that may be quite important, are elusive.). On making genetic causal inferences. Vol. 16: 160-166.

Reading the palimpsests of life (Some relatives bear only the faint trace of their ancestor). On how evolution can make it difficult to find related genes by DNA sequence comparison. Vol.15: 207-210.

Filling the cup of aleration (Uniformitarianism then and now). Vol. 16: 6-11.

What big teeth you have, Grandma!(Big eyes are to see with, but what about the unseen? The principle of parsimony in evolution). Vol. 16: 43-48.

Finding hippocampus minor (What makes us uniquely human?). Vol 16: 88-93.

"So mortal and so strange a pang" (Is the high life a matter of adaptability or adaptation?). Vol. 16: 164-171.

The Scopes trial ("People, this is no circus. There are no monkeys up here. This is a lawsuit, let us have order." [Court Officer Rice1] ). Vol. 16: 126-131.

Going on an antedate (Hardy-Weinberg. What is it? WHy teach it?). Vol. 16 204-209.

All roads lead to...everywhere? (Is the genetic basis of interesting traits so complex that it loses much of its traditional evolutionary meaning?). Forthcoming.

Mood Indigo (Can Red and Blue states of mind ever merge?). Forthcoming.

Clarissa's house (A famous literary heroine did herself in for no good reason, but life is doing that all the time, for all the right reasons). Forthcoming.

*Crotchets are eccentric or idiosyncratic opinions. Quiddities are philosophical essences, trifles, or quirks.